I love the tv show Entourage. I don't think elaborating on that point will further our discourse today, but it does serve as a nice jumping off point for a little word creation exercise from yours truly. We all know what the word "entourage" means, but here's are some new words and definitions you should add to your vocabulary immediately...
Nontourage - a group of losers who are following around another loser who is just slightly less loserish than they are. (aka The Unfuckables)
Contourage - guys who go out to bars and lie to chicks about what they do for a living and how much money they have. This also works at high school reunions.
Palmtourage - dudes who hang out together and talk about the video games they play that control their lives and how much they enjoy wanking to digitally altered images of Lara Croft.
Bon-bontourage - a group of fat middle aged women who walk around the mall eating Aunt Annies pretzels and discuss what methods they use to sneak Cialis into their husbands' food supplies.
Flantourage - same thing as the bon-bontourage, except they're Hispanic.
Brawntourage - the assholes who leave the gym and go to the goddamn grocery store in spandex and drink weight gainer shakes. I hate these guys.
Dontourage - older Italian men who dress like they were placed in a cannon and shot through the wardrobe department from Goodfellas. They will pepper their speech with the few Italian curse words they know, and will require surgery if they ever want to remove their gold chains from their unwashed chest hair.
Gonetourage - a group of girls who leave their annoying drunk girlfriend behind in the bathroom throwing up 'cause they're sick of cleaning up her... sick.
Hongkongtourage - the pack of Asian guys that always surround their Asian girlfriends at clubs, thereby preventing them from talking to other non-Asian guys who might show them their Caucasian genitalia.
Juantourage - just like the Hongkongtourage, but hispanic.
Lawntourage - one has the leaf blower, the other one is on the John Deere, and the other two are taking a three hour lunch break. After dark, they become Juantourage.
Spawntourage - any sized bunch of guys exiting a sperm donation center.
Wantourage - any group of people who go window shopping.
Prawntourage - people who go out seeking to eat the most disgusting food they can legally serve because they think it makes them cool.
Blondetourage - a bunch of stupid blond bitches who go out into the world, and giggle... constantly.
Blogtourage - the greatest people in the world, my loyal readers. You guys rock!
Listening to - "Noise From The Basement" - Skye Sweetnam
Nontourage - a group of losers who are following around another loser who is just slightly less loserish than they are. (aka The Unfuckables)
Contourage - guys who go out to bars and lie to chicks about what they do for a living and how much money they have. This also works at high school reunions.
Palmtourage - dudes who hang out together and talk about the video games they play that control their lives and how much they enjoy wanking to digitally altered images of Lara Croft.
Bon-bontourage - a group of fat middle aged women who walk around the mall eating Aunt Annies pretzels and discuss what methods they use to sneak Cialis into their husbands' food supplies.
Flantourage - same thing as the bon-bontourage, except they're Hispanic.
Brawntourage - the assholes who leave the gym and go to the goddamn grocery store in spandex and drink weight gainer shakes. I hate these guys.
Dontourage - older Italian men who dress like they were placed in a cannon and shot through the wardrobe department from Goodfellas. They will pepper their speech with the few Italian curse words they know, and will require surgery if they ever want to remove their gold chains from their unwashed chest hair.
Gonetourage - a group of girls who leave their annoying drunk girlfriend behind in the bathroom throwing up 'cause they're sick of cleaning up her... sick.
Hongkongtourage - the pack of Asian guys that always surround their Asian girlfriends at clubs, thereby preventing them from talking to other non-Asian guys who might show them their Caucasian genitalia.
Juantourage - just like the Hongkongtourage, but hispanic.
Lawntourage - one has the leaf blower, the other one is on the John Deere, and the other two are taking a three hour lunch break. After dark, they become Juantourage.
Spawntourage - any sized bunch of guys exiting a sperm donation center.
Wantourage - any group of people who go window shopping.
Prawntourage - people who go out seeking to eat the most disgusting food they can legally serve because they think it makes them cool.
Blondetourage - a bunch of stupid blond bitches who go out into the world, and giggle... constantly.
Blogtourage - the greatest people in the world, my loyal readers. You guys rock!
Listening to - "Noise From The Basement" - Skye Sweetnam
